Just my profile details

This is my profile details, some men are so in a hurry to have a wank before their boss walk into their office they appear not have time to read this light-hearted profile requirement.

Sorry to say this, can I ask American and Germans to Wikipedia the words, 'sarcasm', 'wit' and 'light hearted banter'.. you be amazed how many from those countries suddenly turn into 'Agent Orange' during a Press conference with CNN or the Naked German Chancellor being shown sexual offence statistics from her recent immigration policy.

The profile details are long and specfic, but you are on lockdown and your partner is social distancing from you as she/he has had enough of your penis. So what the fuck else have you got to do, apart from ironing your winter socks.


Last updated 26th April 2020

The profile picture shows me at the old 'Fantasy Video Club' now closed. Having been fucked by 8 guys and splashed with spunk from about 12 guys, there isn't as much on my tits as a couple of the men licked it off...Fun days.

Using this Covid-19 period to take some great NiP (nude in public) photos in the town centre locations, as it is fairly quiet. I hope you both are using your imagination too for some NiP fun.

I don't Cam or cybersex, I think it's pointless!!!
(The explanation below will clarify).

You having no profile details, means no to being added. I don't send out profile invites...

I'm based in the South-east of England in Eastbourne. I am a 'swinging fanatic' with my Husband and we try and get to as many GROUP 'couples only' sessions that are available. We prefer events that have high numbers attending rather than meeting one other couple. We find that strangely awkward. But happy to meet couples for NiP fun...

We have a liberated/hedonistic lifestyle and are involved in the vibrant swingers scene and associated events to progress our joint hobby. So we are happy to accept invites from other COUPLES to parties and similar club locations in the south east of England. Couples if you are into the NiP fetish (see my postings to the right). Then let us know if you both want to have fun.

Single guys, This isn't a dating site, if you want to do internet dating try eHarmony or similar. You'd be delusional if you thought that women (in general) would think that this website is a valid option to meet someone suitable for a viable, sustainable and committed relationship, particularly as your only lifes' goal is to get your cock wet before turning on Sky Sports to watch another 8 hours of Ugandan 2nd Division football.
In fact most of the other women I know tell me if they want a quick meaningless bit of sex, they go to their local pub and find what they need there, then they can weed out the axe murderers, tight fisted, domestic v******e psychopaths as well as those names listed on the ladies toilet walls as being not just useless in bed, but ....'fucking useless .....and my vibrator has more personality and can hold a better conversation' ...
Men, you have all the options and opportunity to have some fun with other single women in your local area. With a lot of effort (let's face it, you've got defects) and a positive approach it will be easy for you to meet those local lonely, desparate single women (that you used to turn down when you were with your mates to impress them) in your pubs/bars, clubs, butchers, betting shops and public libraries.
Single men: Happy to chat with you on this website only via the messenger facility, just won't be meeting you to be your sexual social worker and charity sex provider.
If the above statement was too offensive to your sensitivities, then google search for nearest ther****t and suicide team.

To the men who live in certain parts of the world (generating mass immigration) who think that white western women are the solution to their shitty religions and economic situations:
NO! Not interested in being your 'passport' into my country...!!! (Groan when will it stop).
(The fact that you don't have your country listed on your profile (common muslim, african and indian ploy) always provides a clue that you are embarrassed of your origin and gives some merit that the rest of the world doesn't like you.
Deal with it, and shop locally.

We are planning to do more photography this year with me posing outdoors in various locations. We have also decided to find new venues to visit, both home and abroad and try a hardcore element to our sexual activity. It should be fun and will be with a bit of planning and anticipation

The NiP fetish photos and the models I like to follow:

Jenny Scordamaglia on YouTube
Lexo.
Sabine aka Silke/Helki
A site for good NiP ideas: Frivolous Dress Order
Ring-360.com or see them on You Tube
Voyeurweb (which I have had photos published on that website).

So I hope you find some good ideas on my profile for you to have fun with your partner.

Lynne
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sexybradgsa1963
Great post !
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Lovebaps00
Is there a name you go by on Voyeurweb?
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LynneNiP
do Naughtynev69 : Thanks
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Naughtynev69
Great
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Excellent. So two years later, how are things ? 
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gerald_marks
I don't iron my socks ............ Summer or Winter
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darrentheman65
Told how it is and to the point, need more of this 
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spyhot
Wowwww. Super!
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othemar
great!
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LynneNiP
do LiveHardsex : Thanks
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LiveHardsex
:heart:
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jimmcd
like the previous comments,,,, wish I had a horny liberated wife like you too,,,
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Best of luck with this, i wish my wife was as liberated as you are, we'd certainly be doing a kind of NiP thing too!!
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EXPOSE_THE_FAKES
Loved this!!
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